me: do your homework

me: no

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*orders 420 donuts* aha glaze it lmao

(Source: weedjoke420)

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i will always be bewildered by life’s greatest mysteries, like love, clear skin, and whether pink lemonade tastes any different than regular lemonade

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there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

(Source: basedpidgeot)

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